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Music Playlist at MixPod.com Your name is Spades Slick, though your real name is Jack Noir, you would rather be called Spades Slick. You are a Hispanic 36 year old man that was once married to a lady, though you will never speak her name since its like a curse to you, but during that marriage you happened to have a kid. This kid is pretty much the only thing that will ever make you happy and you would do anything to make sure he was safe though it doesn't seem like it at times. This kid also has a name, and his name is Karkat Vantas, he took his mothers maiden name. You get angry at times and always show it, your crew even hides the key to the liquor cabinet, just to save everyone the trouble. You smoke as well but not all the time, only when you are stressing out, you just don't want to set a bad example to your kid or anything, though stabbing the fuck out of people is just as bad, you still do it. Speaking of bad examples, your son had made a bad example of himself and now YOU have to teach him! Kinda like homeschool him. Its not that hard really....though teaching him spanish....thats difficult. You also have another thing that makes you rather happy and that is your dog, Tickles. This fucking dog has the worst name but is the best companion. Of course you didn't come up with the name but your son did. When he was younger. God what a shitty name. As stated before you have a crew. That's right you are the leader of The Midnight Crew and holy shit you are so proud to have it.

 

crab-antologist:

stabsyouforever:

sunshine-for-ms-paint:

what’s going on here

….
yeah karkat
whats goin on here huh?
i swear children these days
destroyin shit

….
OK FIRST OF ALL MS. MY DAD IS A SHITTY FUCKING LIAR. HE BROKE YOUR COMPUTER IN A FIT OF RAGE BECAUSE HE CAN’T STOP TALKING TO THESE TWO GUYS ABOUT HOW HOT HORSES ARE OR SOME SHIT…
I’M NOT KIDDING, IF YOU ASK HIM HE’S JUST GONNA LIE ABOUT IT.
YOU LET A FUCKING WEIRDO INTO YOUR HOUSE MS.

aw look at that the boy is sick
karkat go to sleep
ill let tickles sleep with you if you want

crab-antologist:

stabsyouforever:

sunshine-for-ms-paint:

what’s going on here

….

yeah karkat

whats goin on here huh?

i swear children these days

destroyin shit

….

OK FIRST OF ALL MS. MY DAD IS A SHITTY FUCKING LIAR. HE BROKE YOUR COMPUTER IN A FIT OF RAGE BECAUSE HE CAN’T STOP TALKING TO THESE TWO GUYS ABOUT HOW HOT HORSES ARE OR SOME SHIT…

I’M NOT KIDDING, IF YOU ASK HIM HE’S JUST GONNA LIE ABOUT IT.

YOU LET A FUCKING WEIRDO INTO YOUR HOUSE MS.

aw look at that the boy is sick

karkat go to sleep

ill let tickles sleep with you if you want

(Source: onethousandhorses)

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    its true she does
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    karkat do you need soup? I make good soup.
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    …. OK FIRST OF ALL MS. MY DAD IS A SHITTY FUCKING LIAR. HE BROKE YOUR COMPUTER IN A FIT OF RAGE BECAUSE HE CAN’T STOP...
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