August 2012
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>Spades Slick: Tell 'em whats up.
alright motherfuckers this is whats gonna go down
to those who are following me yeah i might kinda sorta be sorry about not bein on here
whatever
but now heres the thing
ima make this my own rp account so i am willin to do whatever the fuck i want on here got it?
alright
time to blow some shit down
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June 2012
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(well it is rather quiet here now isnt it UnU)
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sta8-or-a8scond:
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sta8-or-a8scond replied to your post: slick how many times have you technically died?
What a perfect num8er of technical deaths. 8etter watch your 8ack Jack, 8et you don’t wanna tempt f8 and try for a ninth! :::;)
i dont think i would want to at all, little girl
why dont you go back and play with your bratz dolls
*shoos her away*
Ha, dolls are lame!...
Anonymous asked: jack do you really have no memory of anything that happened before you met mom lalonde and dad egbert?
sta8-or-a8scond replied to your post: slick how many times have you technically died?
What a perfect num8er of technical deaths. 8etter watch your 8ack Jack, 8et you don’t wanna tempt f8 and try for a ninth! :::;)
i dont think i would want to at all, little girl
why dont you go back and play with your bratz dolls
*shoos her away*
Anonymous asked: slick how many times have you technically died?
>>> Spades SLIiiii- J-jACk N Your name is...
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She just leans back and opens her arms up, in mock offense. “Just checking to see if you remembered! Like, the activity in your cerebrum just kind of fizzled out and sparked up somewhere else. Tell me Jack, how much do you remember about being Jack in the first place?”
Jack thinks for a moment....
>>> Spades SLIiiii- J-jACk N Your name is...
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She just leans back and opens her arms up, in mock offense. “Just checking to see if you remembered! Like, the activity in your cerebrum just kind of fizzled out and sparked up somewhere else. Tell me Jack, how much do you remember about being Jack in the first place?”
Jack thinks for a moment. That moment lasted for five minutes.
“Hm....
>>> Spades SLIiiii- J-jACk N Your name is...
pranks-and-pride:
She just leans back and opens her arms up, in mock offense. “Just checking to see if you remembered! Like, the activity in your cerebrum just kind of fizzled out and sparked up somewhere else. Tell me Jack, how much do you remember about being Jack in the first place?”
Jack thinks for a moment. That moment lasted for five minutes.
“Hm. I remember…I remember...
>>> Spades SLIiiii- J-jACk N Your name is...
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“Lalonde. Roxy Lalonde.” She waggled her eyebrows at him, getting out a laptop.
“Hey, what kinda name is Spades anyway. Your mom a garden...
>>> Spades SLIiiii- J-jACk N Your name is...
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“Lalonde. Roxy Lalonde.” She waggled her eyebrows at him, getting out a laptop.
“Hey, what kinda name is Spades anyway. Your mom a garden enthusiast or somethin’?”
Jack made a great...
>>> Spades SLIiiii- J-jACk N Your name is...
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“Lalonde. Roxy Lalonde.” She waggled her eyebrows at him, getting out a laptop.
“Hey, what kinda name is Spades anyway. Your mom a garden enthusiast or somethin’?”
Jack made a great attempt to roll his eye and sighed...
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>>> Spades SLIiiii- J-jACk N Your name is...
pranks-and-pride:
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“Lalonde. Roxy Lalonde.” She waggled her eyebrows at him, getting out a laptop.
“Hey, what kinda name is Spades anyway. Your mom a garden enthusiast or somethin’?”
Jack made a great attempt to roll his eye and sighed “Assuming you don’t ever listen, my Madre...
>>> Spades SLIiiii- J-jACk N Your name is...
pranks-and-pride:
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“Lalonde. Roxy Lalonde.” She waggled her eyebrows at him, getting out a laptop.
“Hey, what kinda name is Spades anyway. Your mom a garden enthusiast or somethin’?”
Jack made a great attempt to roll his eye and sighed “Assuming you don’t ever listen, my Madre named me Jack. Not Spades or whatever....
>>> Spades SLIiiii- J-jACk N Your name is...
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“Lalonde. Roxy Lalonde.” She waggled her eyebrows at him, getting out a laptop.
“Hey, what kinda name is Spades anyway. Your mom a garden enthusiast or somethin’?”
Jack made a great attempt to roll his eye and sighed “Assuming you don’t ever listen, my Madre named me Jack. Not Spades or whatever. Jack. Jack Ulises Noir.”
“Spades...
>>> Spades SLIiiii- J-jACk N Your name is...
pranks-and-pride:
“Lalonde. Roxy Lalonde.” She waggled her eyebrows at him, getting out a laptop.
“Hey, what kinda name is Spades anyway. Your mom a garden enthusiast or somethin’?”
Jack made a great attempt to roll his eye and sighed “Assuming you don’t ever listen, my Madre named me Jack. Not Spades or whatever. Jack. Jack Ulises Noir.”
>>> Spades SLIiiii- J-jACk N Your name is...
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She starts chortling, yanking the mask down and unscrewing something on a machine beside you.
“You totally fell for that one.” She snorts, rearranging some wires.
“But nah, I’m not about to vivisect anyone! Just relax for...
>>> Spades SLIiiii- J-jACk N Your name is...
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She starts chortling, yanking the mask down and unscrewing something on a machine beside you.
“You totally fell for that one.” She snorts, rearranging some wires.
“But nah, I’m not about to vivisect anyone! Just relax for a little while, we’re goin’ to do some...
>>> Spades SLIiiii- J-jACk N Your name is...
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She starts chortling, yanking the mask down and unscrewing something on a machine beside you.
“You totally fell for that one.” She snorts, rearranging some wires.
“But nah, I’m not about to vivisect anyone! Just relax for a little while, we’re goin’ to do some scans later.”
You blink.
Er flicker...
>>> Spades SLIiiii- J-jACk N Your name is...
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She starts chortling, yanking the mask down and unscrewing something on a machine beside you.
“You totally fell for that one.” She snorts, rearranging some wires.
“But nah, I’m not about to vivisect anyone! Just relax for a little while, we’re goin’ to do some scans later.”
You blink.
Er flicker your eye.
You just look at her...
>>> Spades SLIiiii- J-jACk N Your name is...
pranks-and-pride:
She starts chortling, yanking the mask down and unscrewing something on a machine beside you.
“You totally fell for that one.” She snorts, rearranging some wires.
“But nah, I’m not about to vivisect anyone! Just relax for a little while, we’re goin’ to do some scans later.”
You blink.
Er flicker your eye.
You just look at her nothing to say at all until finally you speak...
>>> Spades SLIiiii- J-jACk N Your name is...
pranks-and-pride:
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(Inspired by jackofthefelt.tumblr.com )
==> Reboot in 5…4….3….2….2….ERROR
Command Prompt: OPEN.
system corruption
systeM CORRUPTION FILE://3345.PERSONALITY.STAB//
SYystem„„„„„„
SYSTEM REBOOT: Error code: 6703
ERROR...
>>> Spades SLIiiii- J-jACk N Your name is...
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(Inspired by jackofthefelt.tumblr.com )
==> Reboot in 5…4….3….2….2….ERROR
Command Prompt: OPEN.
system corruption
systeM CORRUPTION FILE://3345.PERSONALITY.STAB//
SYystem„„„„„„
SYSTEM REBOOT: Error code: 6703
ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR
Remove Battery.
...
>>> Spades SLIiiii- J-jACk N Your name is...
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(Inspired by jackofthefelt.tumblr.com )
==> Reboot in 5…4….3….2….2….ERROR
Command Prompt: OPEN.
system corruption
systeM CORRUPTION FILE://3345.PERSONALITY.STAB//
SYystem„„„„„„
SYSTEM REBOOT: Error code: 6703
ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR
Remove Battery.
Battery Removed.
===> Reboot.
...
>>> Spades SLIiiii- J-jACk N Your name is...
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(Inspired by jackofthefelt.tumblr.com )
==> Reboot in 5…4….3….2….2….ERROR
Command Prompt: OPEN.
system corruption
systeM CORRUPTION FILE://3345.PERSONALITY.STAB//
SYystem„„„„„„
SYSTEM REBOOT: Error code: 6703
ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR
Remove Battery.
Battery Removed.
===> Reboot.
===> ReBÖÖ† ÇðmþLȆê
Enter name: JaCK...
>>> Spades SLIiiii- J-jACk N Your name is...
(Inspired by jackofthefelt.tumblr.com )
==> Reboot in 5…4….3….2….2….ERROR
Command Prompt: OPEN.
system corruption
systeM CORRUPTION FILE://3345.PERSONALITY.STAB//
SYystem„„„„„„
SYSTEM REBOOT: Error code: 6703
ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR
Remove Battery.
Battery Removed.
===> Reboot.
===> ReBÖÖ†...
pranks-and-pride:
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You’re out for a drive, when you see none other than Spades Slick flailing around in a river. Huh. You guess this would be a good time to do away with him.
You park your car and get out, putting your hands in your pockets. Maybe he’ll just drown on his own.
You honestly think this was the worst idea you have ever had considering the...
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pranks-and-pride:
You’re out for a drive, when you see none other than Spades Slick flailing around in a river. Huh. You guess this would be a good time to do away with him.
You park your car and get out, putting your hands in your pockets. Maybe he’ll just drown on his own.
You honestly think this was the worst idea you have ever had considering the fact that you’re part robot and you...
Anonymous asked: slick are you there i wish for you to take my virginity -ms paint
Anonymous asked: circus afro?????????????????????
(so fellas someone should message me *COUGH*LAUREL*COUGH on what has happened to far so i can strip and shake my booty everywhere)
Anonymous asked: SON WHAT IS THIS I HEAR ABOUT YOU BEING NAKED AND EMBARRASSING YOUR LADY FRIEND IN PUBLIC? I DID NOT TEACH YOU THE NOIR FAMILY DANCE MOVES FOR THINGS LIKE THIS! AT LEAST NOT WHILE SOBER. WHAT IF KARKAT SAW YOU OR SOMETHING!? ALSO YOU SHOULD NOT BE GETTING NAKED WITH YOUR LADY UNTIL YOU PUT A RING ON THAT. - PAPA NOIR P.S. I HEARD YOU GOT YOUR BOY BITS BROKEN OFF, LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED SOME...
Anonymous asked: pumch
Anonymous asked: kick
Anonymous asked: stomp
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Anonymous asked: what if ms paint died
Anonymous asked: bites i just want you to have sex with ms paint is that so much to ask for
the-makaras-are-awesomesauce asked: I'm sorry, but you have very strange anons. One more thing, you seem to handle them incredibly well. Waht is you trick?
Anonymous asked: IT WOULD BE WISE TO CONSIDER GETTING OUT OF TOWN FOR A FEW DAYS, MR. SLICK. PLEASE TAKE THIS AS A FRIENDLY IF NOT SOMEWHAT URGENT REQUEST.
